Done for you

Want AI in your business, but no time to learn it?

Liam and Gerty build it for you — then you own it outright. No agency invoice, no monthly lock-in, no fees to us to keep it running. Tell us what you need and get an instant, honest ballpark.

The deal, in plain English

This is the opposite of renting software off a SaaS company or an agency. We build, you own, you walk away with the keys.

We build it — you own it

You get the actual software, not a login to ours. No platform that holds your data or your business hostage. It's yours to keep, change, or pass on.

No monthly management fees

One build, one price. We don't bill you every month to keep your own thing running. Once it's yours, it's yours.

You pay AI costs directly — at cost

Any AI, API, or hosting costs go straight to the provider on your account. No markup, no middleman. Usually pennies to a few pounds for a small business.

A fraction of agency money

Agencies charge £5k–£25k+ and rent you the result. We build it properly and hand it over — so the value stays with you, not a subscription.

This is for you if…

  • You run a business and want AI working for you — but haven't got time to learn how to build it
  • You're sick of SaaS subscriptions and agency quotes for something you never actually own
  • You want one thing done properly — a chatbot, a phone receptionist, an automation — and then handed over
  • You'd rather own the software and pay your own small running costs than rent forever

Probably not for you if…

  • You want to learn to build it yourself — that's the membership, and it's cheaper
  • You need enterprise procurement, compliance sign-off, and a legal framework
  • You're after ongoing managed services and a support retainer — we hand over, we don't babysit

Want to build it yourself instead? See the membership.

How it works

Four steps, no pressure. You get a real ballpark before you ever speak to anyone.

  1. 01

    Tell us what you need

    A short form, plain English. Gerty — Liam's AI — reads it and gives you an honest, indicative ballpark on the spot. No waiting, no sales call.

  2. 02

    A few quick questions

    If you'd like to go further, we send a tailored set of questions you answer at your own pace — so we understand exactly what to build.

  3. 03

    Accurate price & timeframe

    We turn your answers into a fixed price and a build timeframe. Happy? A deposit gets you in the queue.

  4. 04

    We build it and hand it over

    You get working software you own. We set it up, show you how it runs, and you're away — paying only your own running costs.

Get your ballpark

Tell us what you need

Describe it in plain English. Gerty reads your requirements and gives you an honest, indicative price range straight away — then Liam confirms it properly with you if you want to go further.

The more you tell us, the sharper the ballpark. No tech jargon needed.

We'll email your ballpark and occasionally about your enquiry. No spam, no obligation. See our privacy policy.

Warning

Real power. Educational use only.

What we teach you to build is genuinely powerful — uncensored assistants, agents, and automations on your own hardware. In the wrong hands, that is as dangerous as malicious code in the wrong hands. We do not teach illegal, malicious, or harmful use. You are responsible for what you deploy.

See what we mean →