Demo — Custom AI chatLive

Your chat — your voice, not a helpdesk

Type or use the Voice tab — same personality members put on their website, in an app, or on a business line. Built in plain English, without an agency invoice.

Try the widget below — notice the tone, then scroll for what you'd build on your site or in your own app.

Demo 01 — Chat

Meet Gertrude

Text or Voice tab — same Gerty, not corporate ChatGPT. Simulated call demo linked below.

Gertrude

Public demo

Gertrude

Hiya love — I'm Gerty. Same lass as Gertrude, formal name if you're fussy. Liam's Jarvis on the demo floor — not the full operator. Ask about his story, the site, or building your own — or tell me to switch and meet Drill Sergeant Gert, Professor Gert, or Gertrude on reception. No tech background needed if you can follow plain steps.

↑ Real AI · Real replies · Zero "How can I assist you today?"

↑ Real AI · Text or Voice · Zero "How can I assist you today?"

What you just tried

What is this demo?

GertySystems lets you try a custom AI chat in your browser — text or voice — with a real personality, not corporate ChatGPT. It uses the same class of stack members deploy on their own website, in a simple app, or (with the Business track) as customer-facing chat and phone. Built by a tattoo artist with zero IT background; membership teaches you to build and own yours in plain English.

Why it matters

They've only ever used AI in a tab. Your business deserves better.

A visitor lands on your site at 11pm with a simple question. If the answer is “email us Monday” or a robot that doesn't know your prices, they leave. Most SMB chat widgets sound the same — and you're renting them by the month.

You need your assistant on your site (or in an app you control) — answering FAQs, capturing leads, sounding like a human who works for you. Individual membership teaches you to build it; Business membership wires it to real customers.

After the chat

Every demo is something you'll learn to build.

What you tried above is a preview — not a service we sell. Website chat, a simple app, voice on your line: membership walks you through building your own, on your terms. If you want something that sounds like this for your shop, project, or side hustle, that's the path.

  • 01

    Sounds like you — not "How can I assist you today?"

    Generic chatbots read like a helpdesk. Custom AI uses your tone, your boundaries, and (when you wire it) your FAQs and prices — so visitors get a real answer, not corporate waffle.

  • 02

    Your site, your app, your rules

    Membership teaches you to put chat on your existing website (embed widget), build a simple web app, or ship a mobile-friendly assistant — same brain, different front door. You choose where customers meet it.

  • 03

    Build it yourself — without agency money

    Agencies often quote thousands for a chatbot you can't fix on a Sunday night. Liam's a tattoo artist from Sheffield with zero IT background. The course is the path he wished he'd had — plain English, live proof first.

The path

From this demo to your own chat

  1. Try

    This demo

    Text or Voice tab — same personality, short session so everyone gets a turn. Simulated call linked above.

  2. Learn

    Individual membership

    Prompts, RAG on your docs, tools, agents — build your own Jarvis from scratch.

  3. Deploy

    Where you need it

    Website embed, your own app, or voice on a line — one stack you own.

Need it on your site and your phone line? Business membership includes the full Individual curriculum. Try the call demo · Learn & build · For business

Honest maths

Build vs buy vs leave them on ChatGPT

OptionTypical reality
ChatGPT tabFine for you — useless on your website; no brand, no your docs, no lead capture.
Rent a widget£19–99/mo, generic tone, limited control — you don't own the stack.
Hire an agencyOften £5k–£25k for something you can't tweak when your prices change.
GertySystemsLearn to build and own it — website embed, app, or voice — plain English, live proof.

For you if…

  • You want AI that sounds like your brand — for a site, project, or shop
  • You're tired of paying for generic chat widgets you don't understand
  • You'll maintain a simple FAQ/doc pack — AI on chaos lies confidently
  • You learn by doing — hobby, side project, or small business

Not for you if…

  • You only want unlimited ChatGPT-style Q&A with no build goal
  • You need enterprise SSO, multi-tenant SaaS, or procurement packs tomorrow
  • You won't spend time on one real deployment (site, app, or workflow)

Questions

Before you join the waitlist

What is a custom AI chatbot?
An assistant with a system prompt and rules you control — often grounded in your documents — so replies match your business or project. It's not a generic ChatGPT tab; it's yours to brand, deploy, and improve.
Can I put this on my website without rebuilding the whole site?
Yes — that's the usual SMB path. Business membership covers an embeddable chat widget on WordPress, Wix, Squarespace, or a site you already run. You don't have to throw away what works today.
Could this become a phone app?
Same underlying stack can power a web app or mobile-friendly interface — Individual membership is where you ship something people can open on a phone. Website chat and apps share the same "business brain" once you've built it.
How is this different from ChatGPT or a £49/mo chat widget?
ChatGPT is a general product in someone else's account. Widget SaaS is rented, often generic, and you don't own the pipeline. Here you learn to build something that knows your context and sounds like your shop — on infrastructure you understand.
Do I need to be a developer or coder?
You'll learn to make AI work for you — not become a developer. You follow steps and make decisions while Liam's workflow directs AI to build. Individual membership covers the foundation; Business adds customer-facing website chat and phone.
What does membership cost?
Individual is £19.99/month (full curriculum + toolbox). Business adds the Front Desk track (website chat, phone, docs, one paying workflow) at £49.99/month. Limited initial membership opens soon — join the waitlist for first access. See pricing for the honest list.
How this demo works (technical)+

You've talked to her. Here's what's actually behind the glass — and what you'd run yourself once you're a member.

What you just used

  • Text — a real model on a chat API, wrapped in Gertrude's personality and a tight set of rules. Same character class as Liam's private stack, but with no tools: no file access, no machine control, no browsing. A showroom, not the operator.
  • Voice — the same personality through a browser voice session, capped short so everyone gets a turn.
  • Phone feel — the simulated call is that voice with a ring-and-answer front end.

What members actually build (not this exact bot)

Where it livesWhat it's forIn the course
Your websiteFAQs, leads, out-of-hours cover on the site you already haveBusiness — embed a widget grounded in your own docs
An app you shipA branded assistant people open on their phoneIndividual — a real app you put live
Your phone lineA receptionist that sounds like youBusiness — the voice stack on a real number

Gertrude here is a demo to prove a point, not your production bot. What you build runs on your setup, your keys, your rules.

Why personality is the whole game

Corporate AI reads like a press release because nobody told it not to. Custom AI is the opposite: the right model, the right instructions, the boundaries you choose — and usually your own documents feeding it, so answers come from your prices and your policies, not the whole internet.

Ask this demo something a generic bot would waffle through. Then ask it to build you something, or about Liam's story. That tone — that's what you'll learn to recreate, in your own voice.

More proof while you're here

Built by Liam — Sheffield tattoo artist, no IT background when he started. Read the full story.

Want your own chat — on your site or in your app?

Join the waitlist — full Individual curriculum (build your Jarvis) plus Business Front Desk (website chat, phone, docs, one workflow that pays). Limited initial membership opens soon; one email the day the doors open.

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Warning

Real power. Educational use only.

What we teach you to build is genuinely powerful — uncensored assistants, agents, and automations on your own hardware. In the wrong hands, that is as dangerous as malicious code in the wrong hands. We do not teach illegal, malicious, or harmful use. You are responsible for what you deploy.

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